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Auto audio is a big thing here in Idaho if you’re visiting a big city like Twin Falls, so I’m happy to oblige the webmaster.

Twin’s main street is Blue Lakes Boulevard. Blue Lakes is the center of the traffic light for South Central Idaho. That’s when you come to evaluate automatic audio systems. That is exactly what our leader (see above) wants.

Do you remember the Boom Boxes that teenagers carried on their shoulders and played rock music at 150 decibels? Anything over 100 decibels is considered harmful by our government that knows about such things.

That’s why you see jackhammer operators, airport workers, and shooters wearing those things that look like plastic ear muffs.

That’s also why I keep my earplugs for swimming when I drive through Blue Lakes.

Tea Super Auto Boomer is located in Blue Lakes. I’m not sure where they are sold, but I think you can find one on the internet just like anything else you need.

I went to http://www.carstereo.com/ where car audio vendors are listed and systems are compared. I did not find Super Auto Boomer but I’m sure it’s on the internet somewhere. In Amplifiers I found the Kicker KX-Series KX2500.1 1-Channel Amplifier – 2500 W RMS x 1 into 2 ohms. It has the highest price tag ($689.00), so you need look no further.

Here’s part of the description of that earbreaker as displayed on the site: KICKER’s KX2500.1 Class D Subwoofer Amplifier delivers over 2500 watts to your woofers. KICKER packs amazing power in a single amp. It is a fact. This brute delivers the ridiculous power that other amps claim but can’t deliver. With 2 ohm loads, the revolutionary KX2500.1 produces over 2500 watts of bass that lets you know you’re coming.

I have decided what I have been calling the Super Auto Boomer is really this baby. Surely in Hades it warns you that it is coming.

The first time I heard one of those audio brutes was from a 1989 Chevy. The car had taken some fender dings. I decided that these collisions occurred when the old ladies got scared and ran into him.

I invented the word “besednics” for this particular phenomenon.

Anyway, I was about two miles away when I first heard the KABOOM BOOM KABOOM from their woofers. He skidded off the road and then bolted out of McDonalds with a Coke and a Big Mac®. I caught up with him at the next traffic light.

I yelled out the window, “CAN’T YOU GET THAT THING DOWN?”

He couldn’t hear me, of course.

He gave me a big smile special sauce down his chin. She turned the volume down and said, “Thank you! It cost me a month’s salary.”

Then he turned it back up to SUPER VOLUME and left. That’s when my conversion van started to shake, go off, and vibrate.

My bumpers fell off my truck onto the street. It was those 2,500 watts for the bass.